Meme stolen quite blatantly from Tiel Aisha Ansari, whose blog I really need to read much more.
The prompt was, "My first act as Queen/ King of the World will be..."
Enact all odd-numbered (and every third even-numbered) article in Tiel's list, because she's awesome like that.
Call my guitar heroes and arrange lessons.
Force Justin to get his ass up here so we can jam. If necessary, provide him with a new bass as incentive.
Begin reclamation projects across the Sahara.
Finish what the Levelers started; turn the world upside down and paint it black.
Dissolve my post.